|Police officer:||Miss Lohan you're over the legal drinking limit.|
|Lindsay Lohan:||THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST!|
|*not hot enough*|
|*turns knob 1/16th of an inch*|
|Satan himself pours out of your shower head and licks your back seductively.|
was really just a very elaborate April Fools joke 21 years in the making.
Where I have to verbally talk myself out of purchasing every movie Ellen Page has been in on iTunes…just because.
never said disgusted. i said ashamed. not sure what a lover of the law is doing on my blog. but there you were. youve been following me for a while....